This Brazilian Sex Shop Wants to Inspire Your Inner "Sex Athlete" for the Olympics

By Moira Lawler

Finally, a sport we can all compete in.

You may not have qualified for the Olympic Games, but a Sao Paulo shop in Brazil is going all Oprah on us, saying, "You get to be an athlete! You get to be an athlete!" A "sex athlete," at least.

According to Reuters, the Brazilian sex shop Hot Flowers launched a line of Olympic-themed toys and tools, including vibrators, sexy nation-themed outfits, and gels to fire up (or cool down) your nether regions. The ultimate goal is to get Brazilians excited (like, real excited) about the Games. But, if we're being honest here, it may prove to be a bit of a distraction. Though you can have the competition playing in the background...

Unfortunately, those of us stateside may have a tough time getting some of the goods. Don't settle for defeat though, oh competitive one. Instead, be fueled by the challenge to get creative with your partner. Make your own kinky U.S.A. "uniforms." Go for that personal record between the sheets. Or commit to trying all the sex positions that double as exercise.